After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny.
"Look," says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you."
Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers 10 minutes of painful humiliation.
When it's over, Geoff asks Bob for his go.
"

off," Bob replies,