Under the bed

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy".

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit" replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it" I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck".

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

Spoiler:

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now".

It's always better to get a second opinion.