Story

A kid of seven walked into their mother's bedroom and asked her to tell them a bedtime story.

The mother wasn't thrilled with the request. She said, "It's almost two in the morning."

"I know, Mummy, but I'd love to hear a story."

The mother said, "Ok lie down in bed with me.

Spoiler:

We'll wait for your father to get in from the pub and he'll tell us both a big one"