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Crumpled money

Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:44 am

A man came home from work and was met in the kitchen by his wife.

“Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.

"Ah, no” replied her husband, a little confused.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband.

"Uh no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen 20,000 pounds all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said (while obviously becoming even more excited).

"Well,
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go look in the garage!” she said.

Re: Crumpled money

Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:11 am

:lol:

Re: Crumpled money

Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:39 pm

:hysterical:
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