She was a little drunk!

My wife came home from a girls night out last night a bit worse for wear, I was in the kitchen making a snack when she came in and dropped to her knees.

"I want to get dirty right now and you know what that means, don't you, sexy?"

I looked down at her and said: "Honey, you're a bit too drunk be wanting to

Spoiler:

clean the oven just now, leave it till the morning!"