The Barber

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment -shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut- he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade " he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes".

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you".

"That wasn't my daddy " said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son,

Spoiler:

we're gonna get a free haircut!'"