Why we split

I have just split up with my long term girlfriend; we had some differences over our wedding arrangements. She wanted the full Monty 250 + guests cathedral rather than the local church, white Rolls Royce, 12 bride’s maids 6 page boys, plus a matron of honour. Champagne and canapés reception, followed by a 7 course cordon bleu meal.

Me..?

Spoiler:

I wanted to stay single!