Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:49 am
Dear Amazon,
I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, “Oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself”.
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:22 pm