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Letter to Amazon

Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:49 am

Dear Amazon,

I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, “Oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself”.

Re: Letter to Amazon

Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:22 pm

:lol:

Re: Letter to Amazon

Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:32 pm

:hysterical:
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