A few one liners

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Spoiler:

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?

Spoiler:

100 people who don't do dick.

What do you call a smart blonde?

Spoiler:

A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Spoiler:

Their personalities.