Little Johnny
Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:01 pm
Little Johnny and his parents come downstairs for breakfast to find Johnny's granddad hanging from a beam. They call the police and after all the details have been sorted out, Johnny's dad takes him to one side.
"Look, Johnny," he says, "your teacher was a good mate of Granddad's. If he asks how he's getting on, just tell him the Dear Lord has taken him up to Heaven."
As fate will have it, later in the day the teacher asks Little Johnny, "How's your granddad getting on? Haven't seen him for ages."
"The Dear Lord has taken him up to Heaven," says Johnny.
"The Dear Lord has taken him up to Heaven?" says the teacher. "Oh Johnny, I'm really sorry to hear that .. your Grandfather was a good friend of mine, and how did the good Lord take him son?"
"Look, Johnny," he says, "your teacher was a good mate of Granddad's. If he asks how he's getting on, just tell him the Dear Lord has taken him up to Heaven."
As fate will have it, later in the day the teacher asks Little Johnny, "How's your granddad getting on? Haven't seen him for ages."
"The Dear Lord has taken him up to Heaven," says Johnny.
"The Dear Lord has taken him up to Heaven?" says the teacher. "Oh Johnny, I'm really sorry to hear that .. your Grandfather was a good friend of mine, and how did the good Lord take him son?"
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Re: Little Johnny
Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:11 pm
