Wanting a lift

As I got into my car this morning my neighbour Paddy came over and said, "Simon, can you give me a lift somewhere? It won't take long?"

"Sure," I replied, "Jump in."

He said, "Do a left here and then another left after 800 yards."

"Ok," I replied.

"Now do another left here," he continued, "And then another left at the end."

"After a few minutes he said, "Now stop."

I said, "Paddy, we are back at your house!"

He said, "I know,

Spoiler:

there's no way I'm jogging in this weather."