3 old men in church

The first one asks, 'God when will I ever win the pools?'.

God answers, ' In ten years time.'

The old guy says, 'but I'll be dead by then!'


The second old man asks, 'God, when will I ever win the lottery?'

God answers, ' In twenty years time.'

The old guy says, ' I'll be dead by then!'


The third old fella asks, 'God, when will England ever win the World Cup again?'

God answers,

Spoiler:

'I'll be dead by then!

We'll all be dead by then