A Solicitor is visiting his client at the Pikey travellers site.
As he parks his Range Rover near a burnt out caravan a 10 year old boy approaches him, "Nice car Mister. I'll look after it for yuz - only ten poond!"
The Solicitor replies, "No need son, if you look on the back seat I've got two 10 stone Rottweilers in there."
The lad retorts,
(That actually happened to a mate of mine visiting Liverpool on work business)