My neighbour

My neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great" she said.

Spoiler:

"Can you watch my dog?"