Feeling generous

I passed a homeless man Sunday night and as it was New Year's Eve I thought I would stop and take the time to offer my support.

I said "I'm going to give you some food, take you home with me and ensure you get a nice warm bath. I'm also going to make sure you get a full medical to ensure your fully fit and completely healthy."

The homeless man said "thank you, you’re the kindest person I have spoken too in weeks and I really appreciate your help."

I said

Spoiler:

"b*gger off, I’m speaking to your dog not you".