Bad news...

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

The doctor said "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live".

The patient asked "Oh doctor, what should I do?"

The doctor replied "Marry an accountant".

"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

"No" said the doctor

Spoiler:

"but it will SEEM longer".