No computers

Went to the Jobcentre earlier, to see if they had anything for me.

The girl said, 'We have a few positions in data entry.'

'Sorry,' I replied, 'but I can't use a computer.'

'You can't use a computer? In this day and age? Are you mentally handicapped?'

'No,' I replied,

Spoiler:

'but it's one of my bail conditions.