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Confession

Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:19 am

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.”

The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

Spoiler:
“I’m telling everybody!”

Re: Confession

Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:39 am

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