3 Couples (Possibly poor taste)

3 couples on holiday in Spain sitting around the breakfast table: American couple, English couple and a couple from Glasgow.

The American man says to his wife 'pass the honey - honey'.

The Englishman hearing this and keeping it going says to his wife 'pass the sugar - sugar'.

The man from Glasgow not wanting to be outdone says to his wife

Spoiler:

'pass the milk ya cow'

...... that brings back memories !!!