He knows you know!

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get in late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary and at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No

Spoiler:

I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.