An alien walks into a busy pub and asks for a pint. Landlord says, "sorry don't serve aliens."
Alien says, "I'll buy you one?"
"Nope, dont serve aliens."
"I'll buy every one in here a drink?"
"Nope don't serve aliens."
"I'll buy all the drinks all night for everyone?"
The landlord agrees.
A few hours later the landlord says, "Right that's £3,450 please"
Alien says,