Mail order
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:16 am
Two rednecks were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models.
One says to the other "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"
The second one replies "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
The first one says, with wide eyes "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one".
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one, too".
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?"
The second redneck replies "Naw, but it shouldn't be long now.
One says to the other "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"
The second one replies "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
The first one says, with wide eyes "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one".
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one, too".
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?"
The second redneck replies "Naw, but it shouldn't be long now.
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Re: Mail order
Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:48 am
