No swearing!

A little lad goes home from school and says to his granddad, "Do you have any war memorabilia for a project we're doing?"

"Yes son" says granddad, "I have an old german helmet."

"Bl**dy hell that would be great can I take it?"

"Yes but don't swear, I don't like swearing."

"Sorry granddad, do you have anything else?"

"Yes I have my old bayonet."

"Bloody hell that would be great, can I take it?"

"Yes but I've told you once, don't swear, I don't like it."

"Sorry granddad, have you anything else?"

"Yes I have a map of where all the landmines were buried."

"Bl**dy hell that would be great can I take it?"

"Yes, but this is the last time I tell you I DON'T LIKE SWEARING."

"Sorry granddad says the little lad, where are they?"

"Up in the loft near the tank."

Spoiler:

" HELL, DO YOU HAVE A TANK AS WELL?