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Silent f*rt

Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:37 am

I silently f*rted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt.

After a few seconds my wife said, "Jesus H Christ, that stinks!"

It must've been pretty awful,
Spoiler:
she was downstairs at the time.

Re: Silent f*rt

Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:12 pm

:lol:
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