Thar as ugly as a pig

A woman walking past a pet shop in Barnsley, when she hears the parrot outside say, "Oi thee!"

So she looks and says, "You mean me?"

"Thar as ugly as a pig and thi dress sense is worse than a drag queen"

She is horrified and just walks on.

The following day she is walking past and the parrot says, "Oi thee!"

She ignores the parrot but the parrot starts screaming, "Thar as ugly as a pig and thi dress sense is worse than a drag queen".

She turns around marches into the shop keeper and tells him what the parrot said.

So he walks out grabs the parrot round neck and says, "Thee say one more insulting thing to this woman and I'll hev thi stuffed".

The next day she is walking past the pet shop again.

"Oi thee!"

She turns and says, "What is it now?"

The parrot looks at her and says,

Spoiler:

"Thar knows!"