Church service

The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.

Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing".

The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the man say "Why I felt like a new man

Spoiler:

when I woke up!"