Little Johnny on the farm (Naughty)

Monday morning in school and teacher is asking her class what they got up to over the weekend.

Little Johnny puts his hand up, "Miss, Miss , I went to look on a farm Miss and I saw loads of animals."

Teacher replies, "Oh really Johnny, what animals did you see?"

He answers, "There was chickens Miss, and sheep. The farmer showed me his pigs and then he took me out to the field and showed me his f*ckers Miss."

Teacher aghast, "Really Johnny that's dreadful language and what on earth are you talking about?"

Johnny retorts, "Well, they looked like cows Miss and the farmer said

Spoiler:

they was effers but I knew what he meant!"