Welsh pub (Bit rude)

A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.

The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.

The barman asks, "Where are you from? You sound English".

"I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously.

"What do you do, just across the Severn?", the barman asks.

So he replies, "I'm a taxidermist."

"What on earth is one of those?"asks the barman.

The man replies "I mount animals."

"Its all right boys," shouts the barman,

Spoiler:

"He's one of us

But you eat them