A stocky hells angel walks into a petrol station, goes up to the counter and asks, "W-w-w heres l-l-ler t-t-toil-let?"
The cashier says nothing.
"Oi! W-w-heres l-l-ler t-t-toilet?"
Again, the cashier ignores him.
The Hells Angel shouts, "R-R-R you bl-bl-oody d-d-eaf?"
The cashier says nothing.
With that the Hells Angel, walks out shouting "L-l-len l am g-g-oing t-t-o p-p-pee on y-y-our p-p-petrol p-p-pump!"
Another customer who was watching all this then asked the cashier "Why didn't you just tell him where the toilet is?"
The cashier said,