An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman's brain cost £10,000.
"That proves," said The Englishman, "that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen."
"No it doesn't," said The Irishman, "it just means that an Englishman's brain