Life!

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially

Spoiler:

if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent, having more

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you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right

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and the other is the husband.

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried,

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but they want cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is

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the month after you have purchased new school uniform.