Solicitor jokes (Just for Dutchman)

"A solicitor was asked if he would like to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but would still be interested in taking the case."


Q: What do solicitors use for birth control?
A:

Spoiler:

Their personalities.

"Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous solicitors? People were confused about which side to spit on."


Q: What's the difference between a solicitor and an onion?
A:

Spoiler:

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A:

Spoiler:

From chasing parked ambulances.

Thanks Rebbonk

I'll work them into the legal thread on the other board when the opportunity arises