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This one's a keeper

Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:18 am

I remember once when I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents....we had a lovely evening and, after she'd gone, my dad leaned over and said, "Son, I think this one's a keeper."

"Awww dad, what makes you say that?".....

Spoiler:
"She smells of elephant poo!"
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