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Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:12 am

I phoned the police the other day.

"What's your emergency?" they asked.

I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."

"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"

I said
Spoiler:
"The fat one's winning."
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