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Priest's collar

Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:11 am

A priest was invited to attend a house party.

Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.

Little Johnny kept staring at him the entire evening.

Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.

Little Johnny pointed to the priest's neck.

When the priest finally realised what the boy was pointing at.

He asked the boy, "Do you know why I am wearing that?"

The boy nodded his head yes, and replied,
Spoiler:
"It kills all your fleas and ticks for up to three months"
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