A man from Bangladesh named Abdul was bragging that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.
A gent from Florida listened incredulously.
"Why that's amazing. Where I come from there's only one way".
"Just one?" Abdul asked. "And which way is that?"
"Well" the Florida gent began "there's a man and there's a woman..."
"Praise Allah!" exclaims Abdul