The lady was embarrassed and apologetic to the priest after church service was over, "Reverend, I hope you didn't take it personally, when my husband bluntly walked out of the room during your sermon."
"Yes, I did find it rather disrespectful to the Lord" the angry preacher cursed.
"Father, I assure you It was not a reflection on your religious intelligence and abilities." The wife persisted. "You see John has been