My daughter asked, "Daddy, if you could be any fruit what would you be?"
"Well." I replied, "If I could be any fruit I guess I'd be an orange."
"Oh, no! You can't be an orange." she replied, "I'm an orange."
"Okay, then, sweetheart." I smiled, "I guess then I'd be an apple."
"Oh, no!" she replied, "You can't be an apple, Mummy's an apple."
"Alright, then." I snapped, "I'll be a blasted lemon."
"Okay, calm down, Daddy," she cried,