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Weight in gold

Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:12 am

The king asks a commoner...

"Give me your daughter's hand in marriage, and I'll give you her weight in gold."

"I will need a couple days first," replies the commoner.

"To think it over?" asks his majesty.

"No,
Spoiler:
to fatten her up."
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