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At the check-out

Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:22 pm

I was checking out at the busy supermarket, and the cashier was having problems.

The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a handful of coins. When she totalled my order, it came to exactly £22.

Trying to soothe her nerves, I said, "That's a nice round figure."

Still frazzled, she glared at me and said,
Spoiler:
"You're no bean pole yourself."
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