Urine

"What's the problem?" the doctor asked.

I replied, "When I urinate, it smells of anything that I've eaten or drunk. For instance, if I eat Sugar Puffs it smells of Sugar Puffs or if I drink a chicken Cup-a-Soup, it smells of a chicken Cup-a-Soup. What can I do to make my urine smell like proper urine, doctor?"

Spoiler:

"Have you tried drinking Fosters?"