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Drunken revelry (bit naughty)

Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:28 am

Staggering through town late last night, when I came across a group of women out celebrating.

I shouted the usual for a laugh, "Show me your boobs, girls!"

To my surprise all of them obliged giving me a quick flash before replying back, "Show us your nuts, handsome!"

So,
Spoiler:
I started licking the lamp post and waving my arms about!
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