Two Irishmen Paddy and Mick are having a drink and watching the football around Mick's house.
At full time Paddy gets up to go home but notices it is hammering down with rain outside.
"Stay the night here Paddy," says Mick. "I'll go and make up a bed for you."
When Mick comes back down the stairs Paddy is drenched to the bone.
Mick says,"What happened to you?"
Paddy replies,