With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband…
“Have you ever seen Twenty pounds all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty pound note.
He took the crumpled Twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty pounds all crumpled up?”
“Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties, and pulled out a crumpled Fifty pound note.
He took the crumpled Fifty pound note and started breathing a little more quickly with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way!” he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied …