Boken car

My mate is from Barnsley. His car wunt start this mornin and after about half n hour of tinkerin, I suggested there may be summat wrong wi 't Coil.

"Coil?" he quizzed... "Eeh, tha nose nowt abaht cars, lad... This is a modern car...

Spoiler:

It runs on Petrol, not Coil!"