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Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:10 am

Tower: "Virgin 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"

Virgin 702: "Tower, Virgin 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "RyanAir 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Virgin 702?"

RyanAir 635: "RyanAir 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Virgin...
Spoiler:
we've already notified our caterers."
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