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Antiques Roadshow

Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:41 am

My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh.

"Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.

"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.

"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.

"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.

"Yes," said the expert
Spoiler:
"It's your water tank."
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