I got a job working in a strip club.
The manager said, "You'll love it here, it pays quite well..." He winked. "And I'll make sure you're on Barbie every night. Barbie's the best, everyone loves Barbie."
"Great! I can't wait," I said as I shook his hand and left with a new found spring in my step.
Later that night I returned for my first shift, when I was greeted again by the manager. "Hope you're ready!" he said. "It's going to be a busy one tonight."
"Sure am," I replied. "Where's Barbie?" I asked, rubbing my hands together in anticipation.
"Over there," he replied.