I asked a girl I was chatting to on the internet if she fancied meeting up.
She said, "I'm not sure.... What if you're some weirdo? I've never even seen you!"
"Wierdo? Don't be daft!" I replied. "Shall we meet by the Burger King in town at, say, seven?"
"Oh... Go on then!" she said. "I'll be wearing denim jeans and a yellow top so you can spot me."
"Fantastic!" I replied.