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Directory Enquiries

Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:21 am

A young man called directory enquiries.

"Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for John Smith in Cambridge ."

"There are multiple listings for John Smith in Cambridge," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well,
Spoiler:
most people call me Ice Man."
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